...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
