is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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