If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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