So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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