Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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