So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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