I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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