I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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