Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
i think my cat just said my name.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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