That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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