Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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