ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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