We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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