I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Randomize
