very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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