Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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