you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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