Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
