i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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