i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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