A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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