THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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