This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
