If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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