yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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