doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i just google imaged poop.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
