i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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