Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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