I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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