walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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