I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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