He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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