is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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