At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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