he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He? As in you personified your dick?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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