What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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