They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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