I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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