Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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