How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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