I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Alive.
So much puke
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
