soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
