Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
the liver wants what the liver wants
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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