I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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