worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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