how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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