accomplished twins. life is a go
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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