Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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