Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
This is the prime rib incident all over again
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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