This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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