Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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